laboudy yasser
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 |  موضوع: Humor & Jokes Q & A  الأحد يونيو 14, 2009 12:52 am | |
| Q & A
Q : What do you do when there's a kidNAPPING ?
A : Wake'em up
Q : What is the smartest u.s. state ?
A : Alabama -- it has 4 A's and one B
Q : What did the chicken say after she laid 100 eggs ?
A : I'm eggs-hausted
Q : How did Ben Franklin feel when he discovered elecrticity ?
A : SHOCKED
Q : What's brown , hairy , and wears sunglasses ?
A : A coconut on vacation
Q : What do you call two banana peels ?
A : A pair of slippers
Q : What's full of T , starts with T , and ends with T ?
A : A teapot
Q : What do you call a polar bear in a desesrt ?
A : Lost
Q : Why did the man put a rabbit on his head ?
A : Because he had no hare
Q : Why is it dangerous to tell secrets in a farm field ?
A : Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes
Q : How do you make a slow horse fast ?
A : Stop feeding it
Q : Why did the banana peel ?
A : It didn't have any suntan lotion on
I hope these jokes ease the tension you might have been through during the day
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