laboudy yasser
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 |  موضوع: Jokes & Humor  الأحد يونيو 07, 2009 5:37 pm | |
| Q & A
Q : What's black & white and red all over ?
A : A zebra with a rash
Q : What's the difference between a train and a teacher ?
A : A teacher says , " Spit out your gum " and a train says , " Chew , Chew
Q : What did the hungry computer say ?
A : I could go for a BYTE
Q : What do you call a cute volcano ?
A : Lava-ble
Q : What has two humps and is at the North Pole ?
A : A lost camel
Q : What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A : A shell-phone
Q : Why did the man throw his watch out the window ?
A : He wanted to see time fly
Q : What kind of ship doesn't sink ?
A : Friend-ship
Q : What has two hands but can't clap ?
A : A clock
Q : Where can you find divorce before marriage ?
A : In the dictionary
Q : Why was the baby ant so confused ?
A : Because all of his uncles were ants
Q : How can an elephant get down from a tree ?
A : He can sit on a leaf and wait until autumn
Q : What did the dentist say in court?
A : I swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth , and nothing but the tooth
Q : What do boxers and astronomers have in common ?
A : They both see stars
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