Jokes & Humor - School Jokes

Q: What do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework
A : You can't tell me off for something I didn't do


Q : Why is the math book so unhappy ?
A : Because it's full of problems


Q : What word is always spelled incorrectly ?
A : Incorrectly


Q : Who made up fractions ?
A : Henry the 1/8th


Q : What state do pencils come from ?
A : PENCIL-vania


Q : What did the pencil say to the other pencil ?
A : You're looking SHARP


Q : What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A : sMILEs . Because it has a mile between the 2 s's


Q : What is a snake's fovorite subject ?
A :HISS-tory


Q : How do you make "one" disappear ?
A : Add the letter "G" and make it " gone "


Q : Why did John walk backwards to school ?
A : Because it was back to school day


Q : What's an eight-letter word that has only one letter in it?
A : An envelope