laboudy yasser
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 |  موضوع: not for sale  الأربعاء يونيو 10, 2009 4:55 pm | |
| Looking to buy a frog
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show
you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The
bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into
his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his
other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.The rat stretches ,
cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender
"If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free
drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees ,
thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the
first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny
rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny
piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and
proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another
pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing
along with the rat's music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger
confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog .
"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger
increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he
insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases
the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally
agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in
exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog
could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go
for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man
answered. " The frog was really nothing special. You see
the rat's a ventriloquist
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